Jason Pettus 

@jasonpettus
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Freelance book editor and rare book collector based out of Chicago. This is a migration from another account I've had since 2019. I do the middle-aged dad version of shitposting, whatever that's called. Mastolikes: Discordia, transgression, cyberpunk, intl travel, absurdism as lifestyle, breadmaking. Mastodislikes: Toxic positivity (aka "You Got This! Syndrome"), radicals on either side of the political divide, sports, popular music, and many more. #StopTalkingAboutLinux.
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Gotta admit, pretty fucking sick and tired of hearing everyone call Artemis "historic" just because NASA managed to do something they've been able to do since 1968

This headline makes it sound like people are forgetting an average of 300 words every year, but the actual statistic is that people are saying 300 less words out loud in conversations every year, or around one word per day. Also, that still leaves the remaining number over 12,000, so it's not exactly a huge percentage we're losing.

https://phys.org/news/2026-04-people-spoken-words-year-years.html

Study suggests people are losing 338 spoken words every year and have been for at least 15 years

In a society increasingly shaped by self-checkouts, GPS navigation and touchscreen ordering kiosks, new research shows face-to-face conversation may be quietly fading. A new study published in Perspectives on Psychological Science suggests that people are losing 338 spoken words every year and have been for at least a decade and a half.

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MoMA Plans a Retrospective for Marcel Duchamp, the Dada Artist Who Was Unimpressed With His Own Masterpieces

The French-American avant garde artist said painting and sculpture exhibitions made him sick. But the collection of 200 of his works may tell the story of art in the 20th century

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"'Yeash' is not a valid English word."

"WELL, IT WAS WORTH A TRY, CROSSPLAY!"

Arsenio Hall has a new memoir out and has been doing the interview circuit this week, so this morning I watched a bunch of clips of one of his old talk show's most infamous details, the insanely energetic and over-the-top opening credits. I remember in my early twenties finding it silly and pointless, but here years later I'm really moved by how joyous and celebratory it is, and respect Hall's attempts to bring something younger and blacker to late night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyB1xB8NnnQ&pp=iAQBsAgC

Arsenio Hall Theme/Intro - 1990

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I've found it very interesting this year to see a growing amount of Wokes not just state that they dislike April Fool's Day, but denounce it as a form of oppression

What the new #Backrooms trailer teaches us is how much fun Mark Danielewski's "House of Leaves" could have been if he wasn't so fucking pretentious

https://youtu.be/0HjdiohVOik?si=6Xz4yFG2CYe-YL0q

Backrooms | Official Trailer HD | A24

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As I don't use Microsoft products, and avoid "AI" at all cost, I hadn't seen this until now.

Microsoft's terms of use for CoPilot says the quiet part out loud to preempt legal issues, that "yes, the bullshit machine we crowbarred into Windows, MS Office, and Github is just for entertainment purposes".

https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/microsoft-copilot/for-individuals/termsofuse

Ergo, "AI" is not a tool, but a toy.

It is literally a Magic Eightball crossed with a Tamagotchi, which you can't escape if you use Windows.

#noAI #NoPilot #Luddism

Oh, whew, good! I DID think that the perception of AI seed startups commanding higher valuations was all in my imagination!

https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/31/its-not-your-imagination-ai-seed-startups-are-commanding-higher-valuations/

It’s not your imagination: AI seed startups are commanding higher valuations | TechCrunch

Among the most recent Y Combinator cohort, many startups were commanding $40 million valuations. But with more money comes higher expectations.

TechCrunch
Backrooms | Official Trailer HD | A24

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