Geebus flipping crepes.

Last night, I watched one of the absolute worst things I ever spent2hrs of my life on.

And, yet, it had actually good moments/things going on for it.

Primitive War (2025)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt18312380/

1/x

#PrimitiveWar #BadMovies #dinosaur

David Hasselhoff - Nick Fury Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. (1998)

https://lemmy.world/post/45541581

Happy #internationalBanjoDay
“My Bloody Banjo” might be the most unhinged movie we’ve watched…
…and that’s saying something.

Also: we learned what a “banjo string” is.
We wish we hadn’t.

#HorrorComedy #BadMovies #PodcastLife

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1py3FtNJC1ArwdfgnN30Iz?si=Errkb7RjRJynla6FylfStQ

https://idiocracy.wtf
When a terrible movie becomes this relevant again that is a pretty bad sign, right?

Nicely done website but let's not get hung up on the accuracy 😉

#idiocracy #badmovies #howdidwegettothispoint

We watched Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance so you don’t have to.

🔥 Nic Cage screaming
🔥 CGI chaos
🔥 A flaming construction crane???

New episode: “Scraping at the Door”
This movie isn’t good… but it is something.

#FoundOnShelf #BadMovies

The badness is part of the fun of old B-movies, but The Unknown Terror, 1957, takes it a little too far. It has the usual sexism and racism, and adds a storyline about a guy with a bum leg that is trying to be uplifting, but fails. It doesn't even have a good monster. Only for very serious students of bad cinema.

#monsterdon
#badmovies

From Hell It Came is a terrible B-movie from 1957. The tree monster is kind of fun, but overall the movie is so wildly racist and sexist that I can't recommend. For serious students of bad cinema only.

#badmovies
#monsterdon

It Came From Beneath The Sea is an amazing 1955 B-movie. The stop-motion giant octopus is wonderful, but the monster is good old sexism.

Free on Tubi.

#badmovies
#monsterdon

Today I discovered that there is a 1980s Greydon Clark movie, starring Joe Don Baker [1], which has not been riffed by RiffTrax (or MST3K, or Cinematic Titanic), and I'm frankly shocked.

If it's not one of the four new episodes of MST3K the RiffTrax guys are doing, I'm going to be some disappointed.

[1] The same #cinematic pairing that resulted in Final Justice (1985), A.K.A. "Mitchell Goes to Malta", some of the finest #cheese ever #riffed.

#RiffTrax #MST3K #GreydonClark #JoeDonBaker #riff #BadMovie #BadMovies #FinalJustice #Joysticks