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Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle.
That's the way the money goes,
Popocatépetl! goes the weasel.

A mountaineer climbing the Eiger
Claimed he was attacked by a tiger
Which had stripes and a mane
And caused considerable pain
So he’d probably encountered a liger.
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Q: Why do mountains make good actors?

A: Cause they've got range!

Try the veal! Don't forget to tip your server!

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There once was a guy from the Andes
Who spent all day eating candy
His dentist took action
Performed twelve extractions
New dentures are just fine and dandy

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with steep ascents i once used to cope;
climbing mountains i thought was dope.
but now that age has got the better of me,
i always, pre-climb, crank out {y = mx + c}
and first gauge the asperity of the slope.

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Red Bluff is red,
Blue Ridge is blue,
Mountains are high,
And I am, too!

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A mountain walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long North face?"
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@Jason844 @Hey_Beth @noondlyt#MountTamalpais

A Lame Limerick, based on #Tamalpa, a Victorian tragedy (or Colonialist drivel) by Dan Totheroh

A mythical Indian princess,
Took poison in dramatic excess;
She removed all her clothes,
On the Mountain, reposed;
Which is why #Tamalpais has breasts.
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