“For this focus group, conducted shortly before a sustained green glow began emanating from the station’s superlaser array, we spoke with residents who said ...
"But now that [ #swalwell has] resigned, we need to face the dire consequences: if we kick one suspected rapist out of Congress, we’ll then have to kick out all the suspected rapists.
It’s naïve to imagine the government can continue to function without the tireless dedication of our best and brightest rapists."
- Talia Argondezzi, #mcsweeneys
“VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY”
If you are ever irritated by family holiday newsletters or paywalls, the team at McSweeney's has you covered. Gwynna Forgham-Thrift skewers both with her satirical Christmas card from the Morton family. "When we sent the first Christmas newsletter, we were just a two-person operation in a small home in Middlebury. Now we have to cover nine busy family members across four states. And sometimes Jessica has a boyfriend."
That was a great piece, thanks for sharing @markhurst.
This one by Derrick Fenner is pretty on the money; "Hi, It’s Me, Wikipedia, and I Am Ready for Your Apology";
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-its-me-wikipedia-and-i-am-ready-for-your-apology
SO good.
"I’ll admit, it gives me a certain sadistic pleasure to watch you all completely lose hold of basic reality. I can feel a warm, quivering tingle deep in my footnotes."
https://vmst.io/@drukac/115447894333934470
[email protected] - Brilliant
#Wikipedia #McSweeneys
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-its-me-wikipedia-and-i-am-ready-for-your-apology
PS: @molly0xfff
Brilliant #Wikipedia #McSweeneys https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/hi-its-me-wikipedia-and-i-am-ready-for-your-apology PS: @[email protected]
A clarification on AI from your CEO
A clarification on AI from your CEO #mcsweeneys #satire #ai
> _“Elijah Clark, a consultant who advises companies on AI implementation, is blunt about the bottom line. ‘CEOs are extremely excited about the opportunities that AI brings,’ he says. ‘As a CEO myself, I can tell you, I’m extremely excited about it. I’ve laid off employees myself because of AI. AI doesn’t go on...
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