One must imagine Sisyphus being 95% of the way there.

#USPolitics #politicalhumor #McSweeneys https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-sisyphus-am-ninety-five-percent-of-the-way-there

#McSweeneys #FTW #GOP #GOPVoters

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/they-would-never-use-the-death-star-on-us-alderaan-residents-reflect-on-their-support-for-the-empire-as-a-large-imperial-installation-enters-the-system

"But now that [ #swalwell has] resigned, we need to face the dire consequences: if we kick one suspected rapist out of Congress, we’ll then have to kick out all the suspected rapists.

It’s naïve to imagine the government can continue to function without the tireless dedication of our best and brightest rapists."

- Talia Argondezzi, #mcsweeneys

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-every-congressman-facing-credible-rape-allegations-resigned-wed-have-no-one-left-to-govern-the-country

“VOTING FOR THE MAYOR WHO PROMISED TO BLOW UP THE CITY DOESN’T MEAN I APPROVE OF THE MAYOR BLOWING UP THE CITY”

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/voting-for-the-mayor-who-promised-to-blow-up-the-city-doesnt-mean-i-approve-of-the-mayor-blowing-up-the-city

#McSweeneys #MikeDrucker #Satire

If you are ever irritated by family holiday newsletters or paywalls, the team at McSweeney's has you covered. Gwynna Forgham-Thrift skewers both with her satirical Christmas card from the Morton family. "When we sent the first Christmas newsletter, we were just a two-person operation in a small home in Middlebury. Now we have to cover nine busy family members across four states. And sometimes Jessica has a boyfriend."

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#Satire #Christmas #Holidays #Humor #McSweeneys

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Hat tip to @HayiWena

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SODC4UIgrLg

#TrapperKeeper #Retro #McSweeneys

McSweeney's 80 is exactly like a Trapper Keeper™️ that I had in 1980.

It is marvelous.

#McSweeneys

SO good.
"I’ll admit, it gives me a certain sadistic pleasure to watch you all completely lose hold of basic reality. I can feel a warm, quivering tingle deep in my footnotes."

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