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"Dinner!" Mom called.
"Yay!" Bobby yelled. He sat at the table with his grandma. "What's for dinner?"
"Ham, green beans, and buttered potatoes."
"Aw!" Bobby said. "Not mashed potatoes?"
"I made buttered potatoes," his mom said, a bit peeved. "But you can mash them yourself."
He ran out to kitchen and rummaged in the drawer for a minute. He came back with an implement and proceeded to mash his potatoes.
"Look, Grandma! I'm a #masher!"
"You certainly are!" She smiled. #wss366

#TimeTravelingGhost EP 7 Part 73: 12 May 1999: London

#Wss366 Masher #MastoPrompt Render #TimeTravelAuthors 02/23. A #TimeTravel fiction that your characters enjoy.

I was already drawing unwanted attention by talking to thin air. Attention, I didnโ€™t want. If this continued, someone would spot me as a fake.

โ€œExcuse me, Iโ€™m new here. Could you point me to the way out?โ€ I asked a fresh-faced nurse who paused to look at me. I definitely had to get out of there; my American accent was a big liability.

The woman pointed, and I headed in that direction.

I was almost at the door when I stopped. Seated in the waiting room, a young teen was reading a copy of โ€œA Wrinkle in Time.โ€

I stared as a memory surfaced.

When I was young, we traveled to Great Britain, where my mother was in an accident. While I was stuck in the hospital, waiting for her, I read most of that book. That's what first sparked my interest in time-travel. I bet I read everything I could find on the subject.

โ€œOh!โ€ I squealed as a man walked by and sat down next to the girl. He had just groped my ass.

I was #rendered silent by the outrage, but Emily wasnโ€™t. โ€œ#Masher,โ€ she spat. If she hadnโ€™t been incorporeal, I think she would have slapped him or worse.

I didnโ€™t tell her he was my father.

A Wrinkle in Time:

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A Wrinkle in Time - Wikipedia

The Wandering Shop Stories #prompt for today, Mon-23-Feb, is #masher. Feel like writing something short and sweet that has the word "masher" in it? Check out the definitions of the word at: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/masher Join in and tag it with #wss366! #writing #WritingLife #microfiction h/t @NaraMoore
Definition of MASHER

Definition of 'masher' by Merriam-Webster

Did you know you can mash anything with a #potato #masher? Nobody checks if you actually are mashing potatoes or something else! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿคซ
I own a #potato #masher:
Yes
65%
I like to be able to open drawers
35%
Poll ended at .
@knittingknots I seem to remember Mercedes and Matt Schlapp in Brazil on a CPAC excursion recently. Now I wonder how much junk-pummeling was going on down there. #CPAC #Schlapp #Masher
https://medium.com/queertheory/has-a-major-republican-organizer-been-outed-402b75235893 Is Matt Schlapp part of gang who use their influence and access to young, ambitious men to force them into unwanted sex? Is it a pattern? #MattSchlapp #Masher #CPAC
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Matt Schlapp is head of the American Conservative Union and famous for running the annual CPAC conference. He oversees a political machine that sets the agenda for Republican politics, and close withโ€ฆ

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