m7rk (@m7rk.bsky.social)

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NorthPark’s Santa Claus on tough questions and making magic 🎄

Santas have to improvise. A little girl asked him, “How come Rudolph’s red nose is a problem when reindeer can’t see in the red spectrum?”

Reindeer are red-green colorblind. “I swear Santa didn’t have these problems before the internet.”

@dallasnews

🆓🔗: https://archive.is/3jeGf

https://www.dallasnews.com/arts-entertainment/2024/12/11/ho-ho-ho-ing-aint-easy-northparks-santa-claus-on-tough-questions-and-making-magic/

#MallSanta #Santa #Dallas #SarahHepola #HighProfile #Holidays

Once again @TheTruthFiction #MallSanta brings a story that makes you listen intently, savouring every minute. Take a few moments to just enjoy a lovely tale💜

Sitting in a diner with a mall Santa discussing the worst thing I've ever smelled. Welp, I'm officially OLD now.

#OldGuy #MallSanta #Aging #Humor