🎶my city of Sydney
I miss the warmth of you! 🎶

Once upon a tiime I flew every week, now I'm on my first plane to Sydney and only my second plane since March 2020.

The lengths I go to to see #TISM and #MachineGunFellatio play in Sydney.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkspJuX7J9I

🎶 Andy Worhol got it wrong 🎶

Number of Days Until #TISM - 39

"WTAF Craige! Yesterday you said zero days. Didn't you see them last night!?!"

I did. Both TISM and #MachineGunFellatio delivered breathtaking performances. However that was in #Meanjin - I also have tickets to their #Gadigal show 💪🎉

If you haven't got tickets to their #Naarm or Gadigal shows, I suggest you do yourself a favout and get a wriggle on. They don't make them like this anymore.

🎶 15 minutes is too long 🎶

#ausMusic

🎶 I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb 🎶

9 days to #TISM & #MachineGunFellatio play 🎉

Ingedients:
a dash of Pamela Anderson's sex tape
a band member reading Dostoyevsky
simulated sex
simulated cocaine usage
flippers
cricket pads
cricket bat
a Jeff Kennet mask.

If this video is not in rotation at @dnalounge it probably ought to be @jwz

🎶 I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owninga gun 🎶

#ausMusic

🎶I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum

10 days until #TISM & #MachineGunFellatio 🎉

I'm going to kick it off today by revisiting the album "www.tism.wanker.com"[0] which was an incredibly strong, prolific and relentless album full of classic songs.

It also included a bonus disc with "ATTN shock records: faulty pressing do not manufacture" written on it

#ausMusic

[0] http://web.archive.org/web/19981212033453/http://www.tism.wanker.com/

🎶I might not tell the truth all the time, hey what's your mother's number?

In a bold move, this morning @stibbons demanded that it I "cruuuuuush" "it".

As I now have tickets to see #TISM and #machineGunFellatio perform together in two capital cities, I delcare this achievement: unlocked.

https://scintilla.social/@stibbons/112928602133760482

Something about Machine Gun Fellatio reforming (for 3 shows
) brings joy to my heart.

They were pretty wild back in the day. From Wikipedia:

"The group caused some controversy for their wild live performances which often involved both male and female nudity, light bondage gear and implied sexual intercourse with their instruments.

After a Student Union organised performance at the University of Melbourne, fellow Victorian universities RMIT University and Swinburne University of Technology cancelled their scheduled performances because of the band's lewd behaviour at Melbourne University.

This did not stop other Australian universities in New South Wales, Queensland, Western Australia and Tasmania allowing the band to perform on their campuses and did not stop Melbourne University hiring the band again the following year."

I did see them at Wollongong Uni.

#MachineGunFellatio

🚨 GIG ALERT 🚨

#TISM and #machineGunFellatio are touring in October and November.

Get your gigging boots on people, it's time to hit the tiles.

https://www.destroyalllines.com/tours/tism-death-to-art

#music #ausMusic #liveMusic #fuckYeah

#machinegunfellatio #thegirlofmydreams #isgivingmenightmares #music #LoveMusicHateFascism #mgf #youtube

https://youtu.be/Apmn0YwcHEI

#machinegunfellatio #thegirlofmydreams #isgivingmenightmares #music #mgf #youtube #LoveMusicHateFascism

https://youtu.be/Apmn0YwcHEI