This convuctivitis can seriously, by all means go fuck itself up a pipe with:
* a partially read copy of #thesecret
* #vegetables youve just bought but have now gone mouldy
* the #film #2012
* #brexit
* #transphobes
* #bigots
* #homophobes
* #racists
* your mum's shite #cooking

Give me back my goddamn #eyes you incredibly annoying twat shuttle

#feelingbleurgh #lookingbleurgh #notcontagious