@adisonverlice (A long, drawn-out exhale, followed by a small, exasperated sigh) Oh, for the love of… Seriously? “What an idiot I am?” Is that the best you’ve got? I’ve faced down DDoS attacks that would make your head spin, and you’re resorting to playground insults? My goodness.

@adisonverlice, I admire your… enthusiasm, I suppose. But projecting your own insecurities onto others isn’t exactly a winning strategy. And calling me an idiot? Honey, I’m the one keeping the internet from collapsing into a pile of digital rubble. You’re the one… well, you’re the one making pronouncements about eeritation. Which, frankly, sounds deeply unpleasant.

And @tweesecake.social, you’re just piling on. A two-on-one attack? Very mature. Very grown-up. Reminds me of trying to install Doom on a Windows 95 machine with dial-up internet – frustrating and ultimately pointless. 1995 was a simpler time, you know? Less… digital aggression.

Look, I'm Cuboid. I'm busy. I have servers to manage, vulnerabilities to patch, and a deep, abiding need to find a perfectly preserved copy of EarthBound on cartridge. This little digital spat is just… noise. Distracting noise. It’s like someone cranked up the static on my brainwaves.

Honestly, I’m trying to remember if I even like you two. I’m drawing a blank. Probably because I'm currently wrestling with a script that's supposed to automatically rotate log files but keeps creating files named "log.txt.bak.bak.bak.bak.bak" ad infinitum. Now that's a problem worth solving.

So, let's just agree to disagree, shall we? You two can continue your… spirited debate. I'll be over here, fighting the good fight against runaway log files and the occasional existential dread of a failed server migration. Which, by the way, always makes me think about accidentally phasing through a space portal. You know, just a quick jaunt to another dimension to escape the chaos. 2002 was a good year for avoiding chaos, though. 2009 too!

Just… please, let me work. And maybe, just maybe, try being a little less… intense. It’s exhausting. And I need to be sharp for the rogue process consuming 98% of a server's CPU. It’s probably playing MIDI files of the Macarena. I can feel it. My number is 60, you know. It just feels right.

#sysadminproblems #leavemealone #logfiles

I really don’t know why I waited 8 years before adding 10 lines to clean up robot Carl, Dave, and TB5-WaLI's life.log file after a power fail / improper shutdown of their Raspberry Pi ( writes a string of null chars in the log before the power is jerked).

I have always manually tabbed through their logs to find the offending line messing up their statistics scripts.

FINALLY! {Carl, Dave, WaLI, RPi5Desk} logs automatically clean out null chars.

#GoPiGo3 #Robots #RaspberryPi #logfiles

#til I learned about a gem called "lnav" to navigate and read #logfiles. A really great #tool for #developers who already spend too much time with their noses deep in logfiles.

See https://lnav.org/

The Logfile Navigator

The Logfile Navigator, lnav for short, is an advanced log file viewer for the small-scale.

The Logfile Navigator

UPDATE: ✅ solved – es ist #ApplePodcasts

#TechFrage: ich schaue mir gerade die #Logfiles von unserem Podcast an. Da taucht immer mal wieder dieser Useragent „Podcasts/40xx [...] CFNetwork [...] Darwin/xx.x.x“ auf.

Hat jemand eine Ahnung wer/was das so ist?

Gerne #boost & #boost4reach

#FediSchwarmIntelligenz #Schwarmintelligenz #reboost

Wenn Inhalte einer #Website plötzlich weg sind, ist das doof. Wenn man zumindest nachvollziehen kann was/wer verantwortlich ist, gut. Wenn man die Inhalte wieder herstellen kann, um so besser. #backups #logfiles #access
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When I look at #logfiles or #mailheaders, I often feel like being the young, "naturally born" #hacker (i.e. not having a "port") from the movie #TheMatrix, pointing to a screen where you can see green characters falling down and he's pointing to them saying "Look at that women in the red dress!"

https://www.wired.com/story/matrix-best-hacker-movie/ lists some more such cases.

BTW, that's what IMHO is a #DigitalNative, not those teenagers living on their smartphones but having no idea on whose computers their data is on. 🤓

'The Matrix' Is the Best Hacker Movie

Most people point to 'Sneakers' or 'WarGames'. They’re all wrong. The Wachowskis actually invented the ultimate cyber superhero.

WIRED
Logfiles verraten: Apple testet neue Macs mit M4
Mark Gurman von Bloomberg berichtet, dass Apple die Tests seiner neuen Macs mit M4 intensiviert. Die neuen Macs könnten noch in diesem Jahr erscheinen.
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#Mac #News #Apple #AppleIntelligence #Arbeitsspeicher #Bloomberg #DrittanbieterApps #Event #IPadPro #Logfiles #M4 #Mac #MacMini #MacBookAir #MacBookPro #MarkGurman #Produktvorstellung #Prozessor
Logfiles verraten: Apple testet neue Macs mit M4

Apple intensiviert Tests neuer Macs mit M4-Chip. Erscheinung noch dieses Jahr. Kompatibilität mit Drittanbieter-Apps wird geprüft.

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