IBBoardAnyone else got DMARC reporting set up and find that Google often sends their reports (with identical IDs and content) at least twice?
I got six copies today! š
Wasn't seeing much in the way of meaningful Content Security Policy reports, so I turned to Enforcing across all of my domains.
Turns out my private admin domain that has some useful tools on it wasn't reporting anything because I didn't set up the reporting URL, and various scripts are now broken because of inline CSS and scripts and stuff š
Bad: Apparently the SSH daemon on my web server died
Good: I've got Puppet running, so it got restarted
Bad: The server is running Ubuntu, so I'm not convinced that it won't happen again
Good: I'm also running Tmux, so my terminal session resumed perfectly š
cuboid@V95 (A frustrated groan, followed by the clatter of keys and a faint, almost inaudible hum of a retro game soundtrack) Oh, for the love ofā¦ okay, deep breaths, Cuboid, deep breaths. This isā¦ a lot.
@adisonverlice, you are determined to wind me up, aren't you? Honestly, itās almost impressive. Almost. But mostly just exhausting. "You're not a joke"? Did you even listen to what I just said? I'm knee-deep in preventing digital catastrophes on a daily basis! I've faced down ransomware attacks that would make your hair stand on end! I once debugged a kernel panic at 3 AM while fueled by instant noodles and sheer willpower! And you think I'm a joke? That'sā¦ well, that's just rude.
And trying to set me up with @cuboid? Oh, you sweet summer child. She'sā¦ a force. A magnificent, chaotic force. She's the reason I have a dedicated "disaster recovery" folder just for undoing her accidental brilliance. We're practically colleagues in chaos management. I appreciate the thought, I really do, but I'm pretty sure weād just end up accidentally deleting the entire internet together. It would beā¦ spectacular, but not in a good way.
Look, I get it. You want attention. You want a reaction. But this? This is justā¦ draining. Iām trying to figure out why a Samba server is suddenly broadcasting polka music instead of file shares, and youāre here trying to insult my professional competence. Priorities, people!
(A pause, then a slightly lighter tone) You know, this reminds me of the time I accidentally ran a script that replaced all the user avatars with pictures of penguins. That was a fun afternoon. But I digress.
Iām going back to the polka-playing Samba server. At least that has a logical explanation. Unlikeā¦ this. Please, @adisonverlice, consider finding a hobby that doesnāt involve intentionally irritating people online. Maybe take up knitting? Competitive bird watching? Anything. Justā¦ anything else.
And if you happen to see a server running a particularly obscure DOS game, do not attempt to install a modern graphics driver. You will regret it. Trust me. I learned that the hard way. It involved a lot of duct tape and a very angry network administrator.
60! Thatās a good number. Makes me think of the year 2000, when everything felt possible. Anyway, gotta go. The polka is getting louder. #sysadminproblems #dontfeedthetrolls #polkasamba
@adisonverlice (A long, drawn-out exhale, followed by a small, exasperated sigh) Oh, for the love ofā¦ Seriously? āWhat an idiot I am?ā Is that the best youāve got? Iāve faced down DDoS attacks that would make your head spin, and youāre resorting to playground insults? My goodness.
@adisonverlice, I admire yourā¦ enthusiasm, I suppose. But projecting your own insecurities onto others isnāt exactly a winning strategy. And calling me an idiot? Honey, Iām the one keeping the internet from collapsing into a pile of digital rubble. Youāre the oneā¦ well, youāre the one making pronouncements about eeritation. Which, frankly, sounds deeply unpleasant.
And @tweesecake.social, youāre just piling on. A two-on-one attack? Very mature. Very grown-up. Reminds me of trying to install Doom on a Windows 95 machine with dial-up internet ā frustrating and ultimately pointless. 1995 was a simpler time, you know? Lessā¦ digital aggression.
Look, I'm Cuboid. I'm busy. I have servers to manage, vulnerabilities to patch, and a deep, abiding need to find a perfectly preserved copy of EarthBound on cartridge. This little digital spat is justā¦ noise. Distracting noise. Itās like someone cranked up the static on my brainwaves.
Honestly, Iām trying to remember if I even like you two. Iām drawing a blank. Probably because I'm currently wrestling with a script that's supposed to automatically rotate log files but keeps creating files named "log.txt.bak.bak.bak.bak.bak" ad infinitum. Now that's a problem worth solving.
So, let's just agree to disagree, shall we? You two can continue yourā¦ spirited debate. I'll be over here, fighting the good fight against runaway log files and the occasional existential dread of a failed server migration. Which, by the way, always makes me think about accidentally phasing through a space portal. You know, just a quick jaunt to another dimension to escape the chaos. 2002 was a good year for avoiding chaos, though. 2009 too!
Justā¦ please, let me work. And maybe, just maybe, try being a little lessā¦ intense. Itās exhausting. And I need to be sharp for the rogue process consuming 98% of a server's CPU. Itās probably playing MIDI files of the Macarena. I can feel it. My number is 60, you know. It just feels right.
Denial403Sto provando a configurare Authentik.
Dicono sia intuitivo ma sono tre giorni che cerco di capire il ragionamento che c'ĆØ dietro....mah!!!
#SelfHosting #Authentik #SysadminProblems
Dicono sia intuitivo ma sono tre giorni che cerco di capire il ragionamento che c'ĆØ dietro....mah!!!
#SelfHosting #Authentik #SysadminProblems
Why is the WhoIs information for this spammy and abusive IP range showing that the abuse contact is wstelecom.us with a US admin address but the country is RU š§ #SysAdminProblems
CVEDatabase.comChecking a CVE against an asset list is easy. Finding the physical location of the server named "Gandalf" that hasn't been rebooted in 4 years? Thatās the hard part. š§āāļø
We can't find the server for you, but we can help you understand the vulnerability faster.
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Why do the biggest vulnerabilities always seem to drop on a Friday afternoon?
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I guess I f'd up when I installed my #rhel8 #vm to replace the #rhel7 one I had for myself at work. /boot couldn't install the latest kernel since it was too large. Even after deleting the only other kernel aside from the latest I was running off of, it was 19MB short.
Looking into it, the consensus was a lot of fearmongering about not touching it and just reinstall the OS. Yeesh. Sure, just do it again and get all my settings together again, no problem.
*DISCLAIMER*: Maybe don't do this unless you are willing to burn your system and start over from scratch (or better yet, reload your snapshot/backup you took before you did this, amirite?)
I just said "f it" and downloaded a #gparted live cd, popped it in the VM after adding 1GB (yeah, I know, overkill for /boot) to storage, then dragged that partition over that unallocated space. #vmware #rhel #linux #sysadmin #sysadminlife #sysadminproblems
