We moved to #JiraCloud this weekend at work, and holy shit are they going big on cramming AI into everything.

Fortunately, I know how to write custom rules for uBlock Origin.

#FuckAI #JiraSucks

Just wanted to let the UI/UX team at Atlassian know I sure do appreciate having the `Status` button/select moved to the complete other side of the screen.

It's so helpful when trying to process tasks in bulk to have a core component relocated ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE 1920 pixles I've gotta drag my mouse now.

Thanks, JIRA.

#jira #jirasucks #ui #ux

Jira really is a lot like whacking yourself in the genitals with barbed wire!

#jira #software #modernsoftware #jirasucks #jirafuckingsucks #thewebfuckingsucks

Can anyone talk me off the ledge while I am in this "Sprint review" meeting? Using these most ridiculously obtuse Jira metrics ("velocity", "completion percentage") and whinging because they are only "48%" instead of "70%" makes me want to say things that would probably just get me fired if I said my true feelings... #jirasucks