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Polisi Kembali Tangkap Dua Pelaku Pencurian Kelapa Sawit di Jebus

JokBangka - #JEBUS, #BANGKA BARAT – #Kepolisian #Sektor (Polsek) #Jebus, #Kabupaten #Bangka Barat, #Bangka Belitung, kembali menunjukkan ketegasan dalam menindak kasus pencurian buah kelapa sawit setelah berhasil menangkap dua pelaku baru yang terlibat dalam jaringan kejahatan ini pada Minggu (15/2/2026). Baca juga: Warga Bakar Mobil Pelaku Pencurian Sawit di Desa Rukam Bangka Barat, Satu Tersangka Babak…

https://jokbangka.com/1088/polisi-kembali-tangkap-dua-pelaku-pencurian-kelapa-sawit-di-jebus/

Polisi Kembali Tangkap Dua Pelaku Pencurian Kelapa Sawit di Jebus

JokBangka - #JEBUS, #BANGKA BARAT – #Kepolisian #Sektor (Polsek) #Jebus, #Kabupaten #Bangka Barat, #Bangka Belitung, kembali menunjukkan ketegasan dalam menindak

Jok Bangka

Terviral Feb 15

Warga Bakar Mobil Pelaku Pencurian Sawit di Desa Rukam Bangka Barat, Satu Tersangka Babak Belur dan Empat Kabur

JokBangka - #Desa #Rukam, #Kecamatan #Jebus, #Kabupaten #Bangka Barat — #warga #Desa #Rukam #mendapati #sebuah #mobil pikap bermuatan Tandan Buah Segar (TBS) kelapa sawit yang diduga kuat hasil curian dari kebun warga setempat pada Minggu pagi, 15 Februari 2026. Ketika dihentikan, massa langsung emosi dan membakar mobil tersebut di lokasi kejadian. Baca juga:…

https://jokbangka.com/1085/warga-bakar-mobil-pelaku-pencurian-sawit-di-desa-rukam-bangka-barat-satu-tersangka-babak-belur-dan-empat-kabur/

Warga Bakar Mobil Pelaku Pencurian Sawit di Desa Rukam Bangka Barat, Satu Tersangka Babak Belur dan Empat Kabur

JokBangka - #Desa #Rukam, #Kecamatan #Jebus, #Kabupaten #Bangka Barat — #warga #Desa #Rukam #mendapati #sebuah #mobil pikap bermuatan Tandan Buah

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C.Mar 2, 2025

@graymattergrcltd

Jebus. I think the Mastodon stampede temporarily took down their web server. It started throwing 500s immediately after I posted the link.

It should come back in a bit.

#Mastodon #stampede #MastodonStampede #jebus

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Musta dawned on me thusly Nov 22, 2024

@JuliusGoat add this one to #rotfl … Lawrence Welk show singing “one toke over the line” as if it were about #jebus

https://youtu.be/k6VZM5T9fEo?si=6VZXGSSAU1_XwzG9

One Toke Over The Line - Lawrence Welk Show (1971)

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PetzDerBert – Cartoons und so Mar 29, 2024

#cartoon #karfreitag #Jesus #jebus

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guy,in,a,hat Sep 27, 2023

I mean I can use a new #tv as a monitor to watch Netflix and such an it can even pass as a #Christmas tree, a #Halloween pumpkin animation, the #baby #jebus basket #shitivity thing. I could even do what #sony Sandiego does and play videos of #gravour? Models being 257% too cute. You know for the weirdos who also might like Christmas and happened to visit you. I'm just saying I could make much more use from a new TV than a dead tree that sparkles. Big Christmas tree knows this.

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C.Sep 24, 2023

@lauren

I don't remember who said it, but when confronted by #fundagelicals telling him he needed to repent and find #Jebus or he'd be left behind in the rapture, he said "Spending eternity with you is not the selling point you appear to think it is".

Whoever it was, he may have been channelling George Carlin.

#GeorgeCarlin #carlin

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getmisch Jun 17, 2023

All of those church-goers who protested the Dodgers in L.A. believe that those reporters deserved to be slaughtered in Paris for publishing that cartoon of Allah.
Tell me how it's different.
#Catholic #molesters #protest #faggots #raising #money #for #homeless #gay #youth #typical #religious #hypocrisy #Allah or #Jebus ? #believer or #terrorist ?

guy,in,a,hat May 17, 2023

Let's all start #prayers for #jebus to help us with #AI

https://youtu.be/0bJ_kO12f-I

Maybe #AI could pray for us more efficiently?