SO. We have had:
Friday the Thirteenth: Jason, Knives
Pi Day (3/14): Pie, Knives (not so sharp)
Ides of March: Caesar, Knives
A day of recuperation or pre-drinking
St. Patrick's Day (3/17): BOOZE

It's been a WEEK.

Punch a bully (as any Irishperson would), have a glass of your favourite and toast Peace, and then, having had horror, feasting, emperorcide, a brief rest, and a day where the craic is hopefully grand, you have my permission to TAKE THE NEXT TWO DAYS OFF and recover yourself.

Sláinte!

#FridayTheThirteenth #PiDay #IdesofMarch #StPatricks #ItsBeenAWeek #ttfsd (that's take the feckin' sick day, for those of you going WTF?)

tumblr is broken so uploading my most recent ides art here

GET HIM
We've had #PiDay, we've had the #IdesOfMarch, now it's...uh... #SquareRootOfTenDay

Classic Caesar. But it's clearly missing about 22 more knives for full historical accuracy.

​Et tu, Brute? 🥗🔪

#caesar #IdesOfMarch #EtTuBrute #KitchenHumor #Meme #FoodHumor #historymemes

"It's 3.16.26 and He is still ALIVE" - my disappointment in our republic's Senators

#idesofmarch

Happy weird day where we memorialize the assassination of a Roman public figure based on the (not unfounded) suspicion that he was a threat to the Roman Republic and whose death led to his deification, civil war, and — checks notes — the collapse of the Roman Republic.

Oops.

#IdesOfMarch

I love this guy. The comments are the icing.

CW: simulated assassination

#IdesOfMarch

How to assassinate a Roman Emperor
https://youtube.com/shorts/__IVgqeb8y8

How to assassinate a Roman Emperor

YouTube

I fail to grasp why people celebrate #idesOfMarch.

My google-fu failed me.
Has anyone a good explanation?

We don't get as many leaders assassinated by their entourage these days because the IDE interface has been obsolete by SATA and nobody will commit to knifing somebody on the SATAs of any month.

#history #idesOfMarch #computers #technology #connectors #IDE #SATA #humor #joke