Me me me me me. I hurt extra.

I'm such a dumb cunt sometimes.

It's funny and weird all the ways we humans are human. Weird, wild, and wonderful, mayhap?

#iamusemyself #average #selfreflection

@elisse

Ah! I love it! I love this! I love frogs!! I love teachers and learners!

#frogs #iamusemyself #learning new things is da bomb
#BeHappyGivers

Another great great video by the same YouTube creator, Horse.

I can't even think of good words. #Capitalism #YouTube #supportsmallcreators #definesmall #iamusemyself

#BeHappyGivers with an easy video like for this dude and #DoGoodToday by #learning something new.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RStKklOC-Z4

All of your problems have something in common

YouTube

Click to see what's really going on here. 🀣

I opened the nest box to look for eggs and found this. Serious chicken negotiations.

Also, there is an empty nest box right next to this one. πŸ™„πŸ”

#chickens #ChickensofMastodon #IAmuseMyself

People genrally do NOT get this one, but it cracks me up every time I read it. #iAmuseMyself

https://creativewriting.social/@jerryjdavis/109451836646130721

Jerry (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image She closed her eyes and leaned forward, and whispered: β€œGive me some sugar, baby.” β€œI only have Splenda,” he told her. She pulled back, blinked a couple of times, then tried again. Eyes closed, leaning forward, she said, β€œGive me some Splenda, baby.” He opened a little paper packet and poured the white chemical on her tongue. It tasted sweet enough, but not quite the same. She sighed. β€œI can’t get used to this modern love,” she told him. β€œI’m plastic,” he replied. #FlashFiction

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