Me me me me me. I hurt extra.

I'm such a dumb cunt sometimes.

It's funny and weird all the ways we humans are human. Weird, wild, and wonderful, mayhap?

#iamusemyself #average #selfreflection

@elisse

Ah! I love it! I love this! I love frogs!! I love teachers and learners!

#frogs #iamusemyself #learning new things is da bomb
#BeHappyGivers

Another great great video by the same YouTube creator, Horse.

I can't even think of good words. #Capitalism #YouTube #supportsmallcreators #definesmall #iamusemyself

#BeHappyGivers with an easy video like for this dude and #DoGoodToday by #learning something new.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RStKklOC-Z4

All of your problems have something in common

YouTube

Click to see what's really going on here. 🤣

I opened the nest box to look for eggs and found this. Serious chicken negotiations.

Also, there is an empty nest box right next to this one. 🙄🐔

#chickens #ChickensofMastodon #IAmuseMyself

People genrally do NOT get this one, but it cracks me up every time I read it. #iAmuseMyself

https://creativewriting.social/@jerryjdavis/109451836646130721

Jerry (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 image She closed her eyes and leaned forward, and whispered: “Give me some sugar, baby.” “I only have Splenda,” he told her. She pulled back, blinked a couple of times, then tried again. Eyes closed, leaning forward, she said, “Give me some Splenda, baby.” He opened a little paper packet and poured the white chemical on her tongue. It tasted sweet enough, but not quite the same. She sighed. “I can’t get used to this modern love,” she told him. “I’m plastic,” he replied. #FlashFiction

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