Mastodawn

Quite often I do nothing and I enjoy it

You're funny but not, 1000 followers and follow back 50 funny 😄

Being murdered

"Your knee is hurting my groin"

I wish I had the confidence of Derek Zoolander

🎵 fun fun fun till my daddy took my girlfriend awayyyyyy 🎵

Might mess around and change my name to Mastodon Juan

Sure sex is great but have you ever left twitter?

After 2 weeks I feel like I'm a trail blazer on here

Wow, I guess my belly button lint was getting out of hand

I don't know what I did last summer
#hooboo