Richie

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68 Followers
66 Following
2.7K Posts

Birthplace: Maternity ward

#hooboo

RichieJan 19, 2023
Overnight guest 😳
RichieDec 25, 2022
Still waiting on my Gumby and Pokey that I ordered from Wish in 1967
RichieDec 21, 2022
Sorry I don't have a bio but in my defense I try not to think about the past
RichieDec 20, 2022
I'm kind of a big deal around here
RichieDec 20, 2022
Pretty sure I'm a genus
RichieDec 18, 2022

One small step for man, one giant leap for Mastodon. John Mastodon saw great things before anyone else. Here he is here taking his first step on the moon. Wow, just wow!

#JohnMastodon

RichieDec 18, 2022

BREAKING: John Mastodon ready to be sworn In as the new Pope n stuff.
Wow, just wow!

#JohnMastodon

RichieDec 18, 2022
#JohnMastodon and I go way back. I'm proud to call him my friend.
RichieDec 18, 2022

My favorite movie based on actual events is
Saving Private John Mastodon

#JohnMastodon

RichieDec 18, 2022
#JohnMastodon just followed me