Douglas will speak at the next faculty meeting, but for now, he has asked me to assure you that your jobs are safe. In other words, the college will put all the money it saves by eliminating your position into a safe.
#academia
#academicchatter
#FunnySad
https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/introducing-our-universitys-new-executive-vice-president-of-saving-money
Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
Colleagues, friends, and adjuncts —
As many of you know, the university is facing unprecedented budget shortfalls. These shortfalls aren’t directly...
Yogthos
Claudine Mangen