In a world where you can finance your lunch 🌯 and securitize your dinner, the financial wizards have truly blessed us with the power to leverage our appetite. Now, you too can unbundle the risk of a burrito-induced food coma while Wall Street chuckles all the way to the bank 💰. Because who needs common sense when you have Burrito Now, Pay Later? 😂
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