Attn women:

If you see Me IRL, just ask for my info.

Don't take photos of me later (unless you're certain they aren't going to be read by nefarious ((read: typical)) apps and are Not going to be uploaded unencrypted to some cloud or photo backup).

httls://listography.com/GothFvck

I have the best problems, ay?

I didn't quite catch where they said they were going. I assumed the airport. I didn't see them get off and I was lagging behind so I only barely made it into an earlier train car. They were attractive but, almost definitely Not my type so it's moot, I guess. Too bad I can't walk around as a blockhead. lol

#FirstWorldPorblems #gothic #Indingenous

Why is it, when I go to the pizza counter at the big Asda, they've either run out of large whatever bases... Or the person in front of me is getting 4-6 pizzas?

#PizzaProblems #FirstWorldPorblems

uhm... so:
- local cinema only has dubbed version
- cinema in #Girona offers one viewing per day with subtitles but it's later in the day social I won't be able Fi get back home =,=
- I kinda don't feel like going of #Barcelona just to see the movie in sane manner...

#FirstWorldPorblems ☹️🫠💁‍♂️😅

Secondo voi, stasera, faccio un altro Martini oppure faccio un Irish Maid?
Il primo mi soddisfa sicuramente, il secondo non l'ho mai fatto, ma è molto fresco e con questo tempo primaverile ci starebbe...
#FirstWorldPorblems
When you complete a purchase on your credit card then realise you could have got £30 extra cashback on your other credit card. #FirstWorldPorblems
I can't wait to get home to my fibre broadband tomorrow. This free hotel WiFi has felt like Dialup+ #firstworldporblems
I wanna watch a movie, but I don't have anything to watch 😭
➡️ me having both Netflix and Prime subscriptions.
The struggle is real. #FirstWorldPorblems #PleaseTellMeWhatToWatch

Everytime I get gas it feels like I have to take a quiz and only after scoring a 100 have the honor of paying them for the service...

#randomthoughts #FirstWorldPorblems