Venez on lance un jeu ! #FediGame #FediStory

Le but est simple, on ne fait que 4 bouts de phrases différentes, sous forme de songage d'une durée de 1j.

Et le but est de créer une histoire totalement basé sur des suites de phrases les plus votés !

On partage le premier post pour que tout le monde puissent suivre et inventer la suite. On ne fait qu'un post chacun·e toutes les semaines max (mais on fait la suite quand on veut) et on voit où ça mène !

On commence avec la premier rép à ce fil ! ⤵️

Me (shopping around on #LexCorp): Mmm, this 12oz #YerbaMate gourd I got is just way too big. I can never finish it in a day. Oh, this 8oz one looks really nice! It's only $9!

*POOF* A winged, portly lady wearing sweatpants and a hoodie appears amidst a shimmering blue light, hovering in my room. She is holding a magic wand, which may actually be a miniature magical rubber stress-relieving mallet.

Me: "WHO ARE YOU?!?"

ACFG: "Why silly Dane, I'm your anti-consumerist fairy godmother!"

Me: "Anti-Consumerist Fairy Godmother!?"

ACFG: "Yes, but you don't have to capitalize my name. I'm chill."

Me: "Oh. Well, hi, anti-consumerist fairy godmother. What do you want??"

ACFG: "To bop you on your cute little forehead and to remind you that you don't HAVE to buy a new mate, you can just pour in less yerba, you lunkhead!"

*BONK!*

The world goes dark for a moment. Feeling slightly dizzy, I open my eyes. I close the amazon window and go on about my day.

#FediStory #Humor #AntiConsumerism #Consumerism

A beautiful, but scary (because so plausible), short story by Fred Motson in PDSE: "Access to Justice".

https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s42438-022-00375-4

#openaccess #fedistory #datafication #law #academia

Finish this sentence: It would totally not be weird if...

#Story #FediStory #Writing

Piggy backing for my own one ;p @thebiologist837

What's the next line?

I picked up my ukulele with my feet and began to play.

#story #FediStory #Writing

Les plaies actuelles du fediverse:

- Les spams bots
- Les pédos qui contournent les instances fonctionnant à l'invitation pour s'inviter entre eux et échanger en mode dm

#fediStory