Neighborhood lady spends all her available cash on a riding lawn mower. The problem with that is she has no lawn yet, it's out of season for planting grass, and wants landscaping features like a rockwall right now but all the money to build that went to the mower.
So i've been paid 20$ an hour to waste my time and her money scrounging stones for a 'wall' that won't hold a wet fart.
#failure_to_plan is #planningtofail
#order_of_execution