Maggie learns about ESPN8 The Ocho!
“If it’s almost a sport, we’ve got it here.” Cotton McKnight, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story.
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I don't mean to brag but my weekend is probably going better than yours...

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(Yes it's actually being broadcast)

'Ultimate Ninja' was part of the Ocho earlier: it's obstacle racing, which is trying to get Olympic attention as part of the new-look modern pentathlon. Because of Ninja Warrior's influence 'ninja' is just a basic word in the sport now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPgjKYBCquA

Big difference here, a single failure doesn't mean you're done. Unlike a TV show, they don't want to leave the outcome up to the order in which they happen to present the obstacles to you.

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UNAA Pro Finals | World Series Finals | Women

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Catching up on overnight Ocho happenings, which is getting towards wrapping up, and among the overnight events was sign spinning.

At the 'championship' level, honestly, it becomes less "sign spinning" and more "rhythmic gymnastics with a sign apparatus". This would not look out of place in a bonafide rhythmic gymnastics competition. (Aside from the fact that rhythmic gymnastics is women-only at international level.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiD5xe0kuMg

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2022 World Sign Spinning Championship Highlight Reel!

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Electric scooter racing now... and let me tell you, electric scooters can get surprisingly zoomy. Also they have a push-to-pass mechanic ala IndyCar.

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What we can see from the Crossnet game they're showing is, if square 4 can't hold the line, you can go a long while with no points going on the board.... but if square 4 can defend, they can run off and hide in a hurry. Nothing happens until it happens all at once.

Also it's in the Ocho subgenre of 'games invented so they can sell it to you at your local retailer'.

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Crossnet now. It's four-square volleyball. The way it works, there's four numbered squares, only the team in square 4 is able to accumulate points... and they even say, it makes for an obvious core strategy: if you're not in square 4, target square 4. (After every point, the team that lost the point comes off the court, and everyone else rotates toward square 4.)

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Meanwhile on ESPN8: The Ocho - It’s the USA Dodgeball Showcase, featuring a battle between Stars and Stripes!!!!!!!

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Professional pillow fights, Corgi racing, tractor pulls, and dog surfing. I'd pay real money for a sports network like this #Sports #espn8 #theocho

Now on ESPN8: The Ocho - CORGI RACE FROM EMERALD DOWNS!!!!!!!!!

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