Concept: Yuuri’s out with Viktor one day when he overhears some fans who recognized them.

“It’s so unfair, I want a boyfriend like that too!”
“Yeah, it’s not fair that he gets to keep him, I’m so jealous!”

He gets a little flustered but also feels smug, being known as the man who stole Viktor Nikiforov from the world is honestly satisfying. But the fans keep talking.

“Right? Yuuri’s so beautiful and sweet and talented, and Viktor gets to spend every minute with him, the lucky bastard!”

Yuuri spits the hot chocolate he was drinking and has a coughing fit.


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Not to be horny on main but give me ten seconds in a bedroom with this man and one of us will come out pregnant and it won’t be me.


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Btw love how in the first episode of YOI, right before we learn that Yuuko is married to Takeshi and has kids with him and all, for a tiny moment we’re made to believe that Yuuri has this huge crush on her and is going to confess or something. They really did the opposite of queerbating there 10/10.


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Inside of me there are two wolves:

One is perfectly happy with what we got of Yuuri and Viktor interactions in canon YOI and believes that there’s more to love than physical intimacy and not being shown “classic” displays of affection doesn’t make a queer relationship (or any romantic relationship) any less valid.

The other would’ve loved to see them kiss sloppy style on screen.


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Gonna be real with y'all if I was in Yuuri’s place in that ep 3 scene where Viktor tilts up his chin and gets super close to his face and speaks in that seductive low voice I’d be white as a sheet because all the blood in my body would be running straight down to my


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Was conflicted about how much I love kazurei as romantic partners vs as simply buddies/in a qpr and co-parents but then I was like… why not both? They’re buddies/in a qpr and co-parents who act as a married couple and sometimes they even smooch 😌


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If you find it weird that an ace person with very little or zero interest in sex might enjoy engaging with adult content, you can see it like this: porn and erotica are like any other genre, for example you don’t need to be a detective yourself in order to enjoy murder mystery stories 👍


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I’ve seen a lot of people refer to Yuuri and Viktor as Yurio’s dads and others refer to them as his chaotic gay uncles and both are valid af but I’m also fond of the secret third option: Viktor as the inssuferable older brother and Yuuri the brother-in-law Yurio didn’t ask for but secretly cares about… err, tolerates.


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Kuro AU where little OCiel is so sick that he probably won’t have another birthday. In their desperation and after running out of options, Vincent and Rachel turn to forbidden practices and try to summon an ancient demon in hopes that it will save their child. However, they end up summoning a demon that is very battered and weak themself after a previous encounter with another powerful demon. They can’t do much for the child in this state so they offer the parents a deal: instead of accepting a sacrifice, they’ll possess the child and lend him their supernatural powers to strenghten his body and keep him healthy, and in turn the child will provide them a vessel to help them rest and recover. But they will be bound permanently, meaning that even when they recover they can’t stay too far away from each other.

Vincent and Rachel accept and so demon’s and child’s fates are sealed.
The demon thinks this isn’t exactly an ideal situation but it could be worse, they just didn’t want to die. The child is ok, after the initial freak out he slowly gets used to having a horror beyond comprehension inhabiting his body, even starts to curiously experiment will all the things he can do with his new strenght. He directly addresses the demon, more and more often, does this child have any idea who he’s talking to? And why does he talk to them like they are best friends? The audacity! What do you mean? Of course the demon starts to look after him only because they are bound by contract and nothing else! No, they do NOT find similarities between him and a kitten.

Little Ciel recovers and grows up into a healthy young boy, then into a fine gentleman. People who have gotten to know him personally share rumors about the strange aura surroundig him, how he’s so smart, talented and successful but also uncanny, as if he wasn’t entirely human, even getting the feeling that when he talks, they could swear they hear two people talking at once.


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Hiding in a corner at my college’s cafeteria to draw horny stuff of my otps between classes and feeling like I’m doing something illegal.


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