A ★ review of Dracula 3D (2012)

Film #21 of Hooptober X: In SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACE Man, I love Dario Argento’s films but it’s particularly depressing to see how much he’s fallen off over the years. The good news for me is that it HAS to be up from here, as I can’t imagine him making a much worse film than Dracula 3D. Like, where to even start with this? Argento had wanted to make his own version of Dracula for years, and it feels almost like he said, “fuck it, this isn’t going to work but at least I’ll have knocked it off my bucket list.” Everything is