A woman walked up to me & my friend today and started to say "do you know that god loves you-" and before she could finish her sentence I loudly yelled at her "fuck off" and then quickly walked on whilst she stood there shocked.
I felt so powerful in the moment, it was so cathartic to do after all the years of suffering I endured because of my religious believes.
Also nothing funnier to me than that woman trying to convert someone who'd just left religion.


#Also-me-and-my-friend-looked-very-gay #so-she-probably-singled-us-out-because-we-looked-queer #so-fuck-her #damn-I-never-expected-to-be-someone's-convert-attempt #but-like #no #die-actually #your-religion-brings-nothing-but-pain-and-misery-and-death-cults #so #yeah #fuck-off #religion #attempted-conversion

EMMA THOMPSON: [rips off the gift wrapping]: It's a CD. Joni Mitchell. Wow.

ALAN RICKMAN: To continue your emotional education.

[THOMPSON throws RICKMAN out of the window]

[Bird’s-eye view of RICKMAN, flailing, mumbling sarcasms in slo-mo as he falls down the skyscraper, receding]

[Closeup on THOMPSON leaning over the ledge]

THOMPSON: Look at clouds from *this* side now, Hans.

- THE END -

#DieActually #DieHard #LoveActually

if anyone tries watching #DieActually, let me know how it goes.

Also this was @[email protected]'s idea.