i tossed half a Turkish bread roll to one a few days ago. now, the whole family is showing up at the same time every day.

#crowbros

I woke up with a really bad dry cough, but of course went out to feed my #crowbros (trick or treat!). Jason Crowmoa kept hopping around me and not eating while I was trying not to cough at them. And then he did a little fake crow cough, which, if you haven't heard it, is the cutest fucking thing I've ever heard.

Honestly, that crow has juat treated me better than most boyfriends I've had, and none of them could FLY.

I went out for drinks with another local literary agent tonight. I called a rideshare to get there. Seeing as it was late in the afternoon and that's not usually when my #crowbros visit, I grabbed a handful of peanuts, looked outside, didn't see them, and put the peanuts back when I locked up.

But I should know better by now: Jason Crowmoa, Cawbert Smith and Ericaw Kane have seen ME.

Two important updates:

A) I think that I have trained my #crowbros not to shout at me when they stand on the sidewalk, waiting for me to feed them

B) Jason Crowmoa just used his beak to stab a peanut shell like a martini olive, then flew off with it. What a bird of style and class. 🍸🐦‍⬛

Just killing time until AWS is back online

#crows #crowbros #financialhealth #relationshipadvice #chatgpt