Him: "OMG! Women are so complicated!"

Her: "OMG! Men are so constipated!"

Me:  

#women #men #complicated #constipated #dadjoke #nonsense

#Cough #medicine, helping to move bowel when #constipated
#Pears with brown sugar or honey steamed for 30 min. Take half of the pear twice a day outside of meals. Store in the fridge
Treats long lasting cough, gives yin to the lungs, produces sputum, removes heat and poison

Everybody poops.

You poop. I poop.

#Squirrels poop. Their #poop smells nutty.

#Elephants poop. Their poop is mostly #grass and #water. Each poop can weigh as much as #twenty #pounds.

#Birds poop. Their poop is #white and runny.

Even the fiends poop, but not very often. They are #constipated because of the #dope.