"Surprise tornadoes in Kansas prompt concerns about changes at the National Weather Service"
Because the best surprise is a tornado.
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"A surprise tornado in every box of Special K!"
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"Doctor, what does the ultrasound tell you?"
"Congratulations, you're going to be the proud parent of a tornado!"
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"Surprise!"
"Wow, you did not have to!"
"Of course, I'd hold a surprise tornado for my better half!"
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