NicQ Why do anarchists always use tea bags?
A Because proper tea is theft.
Just found out that the company that produces yardsticks won’t be making them any longer.
At the age of 65, my grandma started walking 10 miles a day.
She’s 92 now, and we have no idea where she is.
Why do the French never have two eggs for breakfast?
Because one is un oeuf
Deepak Kumar VasudevanDo you have a date for Valentine's Day? Yes, it's February 14. 📅❤️ #ValentinesDay #ClassicJoke
I asked the baker why all his cakes were £1.50, except for one priced at £2.50. “That’s Madeira cake” he replied
I work in a factory making plastic models of Dracula. There are only two of us on the production line, so I have to make every second count.
Q Why don’t polar bears eat penguins?
A Cos they can’t take the wrappers off
#jokeoftheday #taketwo #classicjoke possibly #ukspecific
I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden.
How the hell am I supposed to know when it's raining in Sweden?
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?
A stick.