Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic badass, The Incredible Hulk.

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In 2014 Chuck Norris will launch his own fragrance, Dojo Mojo, which smells of denim and justice.

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#Klingons and #chucknorris

Recently while chatting at work I was doing a joke about klingon style software engineering and test management.

I recognized that I needed to explain this more than 20 years old stuff. Fair, how should they know, some of them have an other professional background.

https://electrobabe.at/2012/10/17/top-20-lines-of-a-klingon-software-developer/

Beside that: I had long time #chuck on my terminal for creating some text for testing Linux pipes.
https://github.com/leonardomso/chuck-cli

Jokes can be misunderstood.

The only reason you go to the bathroom is because Chuck Norris scared the shit out of you.

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