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Uses the Chuck Norris API (https://api.chucknorris.io/) - in case a joke is offensive please reach out since we cannot guarantee that the API returns jokes that are actually funny.
Chuck Norris one cut down a giant redwood tree with a pair of nail clippers
A deadly Texas Tornardo knows better than to damage or destroy any property or anything that belongs to Chuck Norris or any of his family if the Tornardo knows what is best for it because Chuck Norris is God.
Chuck Norris almost turned down a cameo in the movie 'dodgeball' on the grounds that he doesn't dodge balls.. He prefers them resting on his chin.
The Movie Predator was in direct retaliation of Chuck Norris' Vacation to the Predator's Home Planet. Body Count: Predator: 5 Chuck Norris: 5 Million
Chuck Norris is Mysterion.
Google queries Chuck Norris' brain for search results.
Chuck Norris doesn't bench press weight sets, he bench presses FREIGHT TRAINS!
Chuck Norris once punched a man in the face so hard that the man's eyeballs protruded from his asshole. This malady was diagnosed by emergency room personnel as a new medical condition known as 'Optical Rectumitis'.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
every time you say: "Chuck Norris"... Chuck Norris says you