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A carjacker attempted to take Chuck Norris' Lexus. Chuck pulled him through the window, stuffed the jacker's head up his own ass, then threw him back out the window. Chuck then went for coffee at Starbucks.
After reading about the April protests in Baltimore, Chuck Norris decided to attend the Orioles, White Sox game to protect the players. No protester or thug dared attend.
Chuck Norris reports noobs and the noobs automaticly be banned from (Insert online site here) unlike the others
It has been rumored that the previous North Korean Premier, Kim Jong-il actually died shortly after calling Chuck Norris an "Amelican Plick"
Chuck Norris once pissed on an electric fence. This took down the power grid in Texas, Oklahoma, Arizona and parts of southern Utah.
The ten commandments abide to everyone except Chuck Norris because there is no superior to him
Lightning is like a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in the face. In a flash it's gone. Both lightning & your face.
Nuck Chorris has a fascination with Chuck Norris' penis!!
if Chuck Norris stared on the movie "taken" the movie would have been called "given back questions asked"
I dont know why people make Chuck Norris jokes. chuck is just a dick, and oh hey how did you g