OhSnap!Dragon[Tonight, on a Very Special Episode of Leave It to Beaver:]
"Gee, Wally, how come the socks under your bed are always so crusty...?
Jeffy 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🇺🇦 ❤️🇱🇺Have what he's having
Fear is the mindkiller…
Frasier gives dating advice to the Pedo-In-Chief
"Well, if you feel intimidated by women smarter than you, then you're not going to be getting laid anytime soon."
--Dr. Temperance Brennan
NWBison🇺🇸🏳️🌈🇺🇦🇬🇪🇲🇩🇹🇼🇵🇸🐈⬛🐈⬛🐕Having dessert first doesn’t necessarily mean you’re bailing.
-Buddy the Elf
On a first date, NEVER order the clams.
--Dr. Ellie Arroway
Only date crazy cat ladies, so there will be a snack afterwards.
Just promise me you won't freak out when she shows you her tentacles.
AWKWARD!
