neatcheeThe bean counters told me we couldn't afford $7 worth of moon rocks, let alone 7-million. Bought em anyway! Ground 'em up, turned 'em into a gel
Turns out, ground up moon rocks are pure poison.
I am deathly ill.
Q. EdwardsWhen life gives you lemons... #cavejohnson
Kevin Karhan 
@fuchsiii @_sivizius no, it's #CaveJohnson's side hustle!
Manufacturing #CombustibleLemons...
https://youtu.be/KO7lucIQE9A
Ubireedoff@MrLovenstein I was hopping so much a lemon grenade making,in the secret panel.
Julian HI'm Cave Johnson
I'm Cave Johnson
Wraithe
CJOmni-Man's monologue but it's Cave Johnson's lemon rant - YouTube
Omni-Man's monologue but it's Cave Johnson's lemon rant
Christophe Jammet
Portal 2 - Lemon Rant
taco, bird/cat 
"The point is: If we can store music on a compact disc, why can't we store a man's intelligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that out now."
- Cave Johnson, Portal 2
life imitates (ai) art, etc
ShhalahrAnd then burn down Life’s house with the lemons.
(Someone had to say it.)