The rare but not exactly elusive Rusty Heron

#birds #TechnicallyABird #ButNotReally

Did you know that pathological and cathological come from the same root word as evangelogical?

Repeat those 3 words 3 times and they're yours.

#Joke #ButNotReally

Pretty much everyone is the guy who saw Starship Troopers and didn't realize it was a satire, which is why Starship Troopers is a bad satire. #subtoot #ButNotReally

As a photographer, this brings me joy.

What photographer does not love boxed brownies?

#brownies #photography #DadJoke #PhotographyJoke #analogphotography #ButNotReally

Let’s be real: most of this is performative.

Nobody was watching before. Nobody really watches now.
They just want to be seen defending Kimmel against censorship.

That’s a different thing entirely.
#FreeSpeech #TVJustice #ButNotReally

@viviansequeira Your post got me thinking... What if back in the day when (at least my highschool) teachers would say "Don't use Wikipedia!" if there was some sort of government training to make sure the youths learned only what they were "supposed" to learn? #conspiracy #butnotreally #imkindofstupid
Grumpy because today’s NYTimes Spelling Bee puzzle didn’t know my proposed pangram. 😾
#NYTimes #SpellingBee #Puzzle #Vocabulary #Gripe #Grumpy #ButNotReally #JustHavingFun
Joke's on you: I'm never kind to anyone! #subtoot #ButNotReally
Wow, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is really committed to his cause! I mean, who needs scientific evidence and expert opinions when you've got a famous last name and a loud voice? #Sarcasm #VaccinesCauseAutism #ButNotReally #JustTryingToStayRelevant WSJPolitics https://www.wsj.com/politics/how-rfk-jr-transformed-from-green-hero-to-vaccine-skeptic-e6d89193?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=fedica-WSJ-Politics
On the plus side, so many student loans will get paid off in a few years when city/state governments opt for cash settlements in all the police brutality cases. #SilverLinings #ButNotReally