Mastodawn

Bean 🇺🇸🇻🇪Aug 1, 2025

How not to write a headline.

Remembering Anna Kournikova
Anna Kournikova was born in Moscow on June 7, 1981. At the age of nine she entered a high-level tennis academy. From that moment on, her talent propelled her to the top of world sports at a very young age. Kournikova is now recognized as an icon of the 80's and 90's both in sports and pop culture.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/tennis/remembering-anna-kournikova/vi-BB1kFBaD?ocid=msedgntp&pc=U531&cvid=0543af3ca70448d0955cfb766e167914&ei=9

#BadHeadlines

MSN

Feisty May 26, 2025

Whoever wrote this CBC headline didn't even read the article. 🤡 I was wondering, why would kids be put in harm's way to pick berries to keep the G7 attendees safe from bears? 🧐
They're not picking berries. The shrubs haven't produced berries yet. The kids are *removing* the shrubs. (It also raises questions about why volunteers, kids no less, are doing this work. Maybe parks staff should be doing it. If Alberta still has parks staff.)
#G7 #bears #BadHeadlines #alberta
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/black-brown-bears-kananaskis-summit-1.7543026

Bow Valley kids picking berries to keep bears away from G7 | CBC News

Ahead of the G7 leaders' summit in June, local youth have begun plucking buffaloberry bushes around Kananaskis in an effort to detract bears from venturing into the area.

CBC

smeg Jul 5, 2024

Top @dougjballoon NY Times Pitchbot material. A thing happened but we have to spin it negative because we support some centrism that is really right-leaning

Labour Won a U.K. Landslide. Why Doesn’t It Feel Like That?
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/05/world/europe/uk-election-labour-landslide.html
#badheadlines #lazyjournalism #biasednews #journalism #centrism