Mastodawn

"European countries have ruled out sending warships to the strait of Hormuz, despite threats from Donald Trump that Nato faces “a very bad future” if members fail to help reopen the vital waterway."

You break it, you own it mothef*cker.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/16/europe-donald-trump-strait-hormuz-iran

#trump #assclown #idiot #iranwar #error

European countries reject Trump’s call for help to reopen strait of Hormuz

Leaders seek a diplomatic solution despite US president’s threat of ‘a very bad future’ for Nato unless it provides warships

The Guardian

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey Feb 1

Just so you know I don't believe this is a simulation, it's just fun to talk about. I will say that the people who make the case most strongly (looking at you, Elon) are probably trying to cope with a reality they have made abhorrent.

#Assclown #SimulationTheory

Trench Reynolds Sep 12, 2025

#RFKJr. is an #Assclown: Blames #SchoolShootings on #VideoGames

https://realcrime.net/2025/09/12/rfk-jr-is-an-assclown-blames-school-shootings-on-video-games/

#crime #truecrime #truecrimeblog #crimenews #schoolshooting #gunviolence #thoughtsandprayers

RFK Jr. is an Assclown: Blames School Shootings on Video Games

I don’t think I’ve called a politician an assclown in a long time. And oh boy, is this guy the assiest of clowns. You’d think with this administration I’ve done it more freq…

Real Crime with Trench Reynolds

Jason D. Moss 🇨🇦Apr 3, 2025

The era of globalization is over for the United States. The rest of the world will happily trade with each other at much lower tariff rates.

@dandrezner #Tarrifs #DonaldTrump #Dumbest #Motherfucker #AssClown
https://danieldrezner.substack.com/p/american-foreign-economic-policy

American Foreign Economic Policy Is Being Run By the Dumbest Motherfuckers Alive

The fuckwittery continues unabated.

Drezner’s World

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C.Jan 20, 2025

@CoachKahnsef @jerry

Jerry's llama also has much, much more realistic hair than that assclown.

#assclown #hair #DeadRodent

Rob Nov 14, 2024

No joke. The Onion now owns Alex Jones' Infowars.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/14/business/media/alex-jones-infowars-the-onion.html

#assclown #nytimes #theonion

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy

The satirical news site intends to turn Infowars into a parody of itself. But the court overseeing the bankruptcy put a hold on the sale pending a hearing next week.

The New York Times