N-gated Hacker NewsDec 4
πŸ₯΄ Ah, the "Mysterious Realm of #JavaScriptCore," where we learned absolutely nothing about JavaScriptCore but got a full-blown ad for #CyberArk πŸ€–. Who knew identity security could be so... irrelevant? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸšͺ
https://www.cyberark.com/resources/threat-research-blog/the-mysterious-realm-of-javascriptcore #MysteriousRealm #IdentitySecurity #TechHumor #AdWatch #HackerNews #ngated
The Mysterious Realm of JavaScriptCore

TL;DR JavaScriptCore (JSC) is the JavaScript engine used by Safari, Mail, App Store and many other apps in MacOs. The JSC engine is responsible for executing every line of JavaScript (JS) that...

Dorian HJan 7, 2024
Sorry Ad Execs but even though it is 'allegedly' for treating thinning hair, calling something "The Hairy Pill" only makes me think of something found under the fridge months later or a lump in the middle of what the cat horked up. #AdWatch #CouchPeloton #RoadNats
Show threadEwanJan 25, 2023

@ASegar SUperbowl is coming up, #adwatch is going to feel more like...
* "they pre-bought"
* "they got a good rate"
* "they already paid for the online rights to Jimmy Stewart's likeness from 'Harvey' so they're going to post it anyway to try and get that Best Ad Campaign award."

Did I miss anything important??