From the "Holy shit, bike racing has gotten fast" department, here's something from the latest Escape Collective newsletter: "Peter Sagan's finishing time in his 2018 Paris-Roubaix win would have been 12 minutes outside the time limit of this year's race."

A performance that won the race 8 years ago would today not even count as having completed it. That's crazy. #procycling #couchpeloton

#CouchPeloton They claim the blue Shimano bike is a Canyon Endurance CF SL 7 from 2021 (because this vintage of bike has a round seat post suitable for a dropper seat post).

https://sporza.be/nl/2026/04/13/ze-bouwen-geen-fietsen-maar-hoe-konden-ze-pogacar-dan-redden-dit-is-het-goedbewaarde-geheim-van-de-blauwe-shimano~1776100424363/

Ze bouwen geen fietsen, maar hoe konden ze Pogacar dan redden? Dit is het goedbewaarde geheim van de blauwe Shimano

Een blauwe reddende engel in de Hel. Tadej Pogacar moest zondag tijdens Parijs-Roubaix noodgedwongen even voort op een noodfiets, aangereikt door de neutrale wagen van Shimano. Dat deed bij ons de vraag oprijzen: welk materiaal kreeg de wereldkampioen eigenlijk onder de kont?

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Luke Durbridge has announced he is to retire from the professional peloton after the National Champs in January 2027. #CouchPeloton #AbsoluteLegend
#CouchPeloton Orla Chennaoui's post to Facebook.
#CouchPeloton Tonight's women's Roubaix #TrollTips winners are davefrompenrith and jonowee
#CouchPeloton #CouchPeloton Tonight's women's Roubaix #TrollTips predictions

#FRATL Paris-Roubaix Femmes 2026
02:10 @Sophoife
02:12 @Clintwits
02:17 @markrprior
02:13 @RhondaFG
02:15 @MartinStoermer
02:20 @abagofspanners
02:22 @Rockestar

#CouchPeloton

#CouchPeloton Last call for the women's Roubaix #TrollTips
I know it is Paris-Roubaix and anything can happen but I certainly did not have actual chickens crossing the road on my radar! #CouchPeloton #ParisRoubaixFemmes
Extending Paris-Roubaix Femmes #FRATL entry deadline to 50km to go #CouchPeloton