#YoureGettingOldWhen modern versions of games you loved are "too much garbage".
Back in my day, #Pokemon didn't have 43,000 mons, AND WE LIKED IT! WE WERE HAPPY! 
#MarioKart today is just a monstrosity where someone chugged paint and puked colour on the racing CLUSTERFUCK on the screen!
#MarioKart64 was perfect!
The first game I ever GMed was Dungeons and Dragons 4th Edition. (Best incarnation of the game and it's not close, 
do NOT reply-guy at me)
That came out in 2008... that was almost TWENTY YEARS AGO! HOW! 😣
That is equivalent of how old GODDAMN AD&D 2nd Edition was back then!
When the crap did this happen? How is that even legal? 
#YoureGettingOldWhen a bowl of cinnamon-sprinkled, sugary oatmeal slurry counts as a "treat." 
Like, when did I become a 70-year-old grandmother from Duluth, MN. 🤣
#YoureGettingOldWhen your addled, ancient millennial brain wants to reference that "New York" song and searches for "New York" and "BEYONCÉ" 😓
Fuck. Me... I am officially YOUR DAD now.
#YoureGettingOldWhen you start getting excited whenever you get to reuse things like mayonnaise jars.
Look, Chat, it's a big, solid-ass, quality glass container... with a metal lid! 🤨 You know how much they try to charge you for those at a department store?
All you need is a little soap and water and you got yourself a perfectly clean and odourless jar to store sauce, guacamole, bacon grease or whatever.
That's just value right there! 
#YoureGettingOldWhen the closest thing to listening to hip-hop or rap that you get is that bit in the middle of "Enemy" by Imagine Dragons. 😅
Yes, I'm using a big screen TV as my monitor. 🤨
YES. I'm *still* using 150% or more zoom on websites. 😣
Leave me and my giant-ass text alone. It's not like squinting's gonna make me any younger. I might as well read comfortably. 
#YoureGettingOldWhen you start increasing the number of situations where you deem "percussive maintenance" to be the best solution. (aka just slap the crap out of stuff)
It hardly ever works, but the fact that it totally does a couple of times only serves to reinforce this dumbness.
I am childless, yet my transition into "Dad" continues.
#YoureGettingOldWhen you keep lamenting the state of today's appliances.
My TV, which I use as a monitor, is all effed up the A with weird colour bars, which prompted me to say to someone: "You know, TVs used to last like 20-30 years!"
So, yeah, I'm officially into Dad territory, but tell me where I'm wrong. 😒
Judge Yuri 👩🏻⚖️