Judge Yuri π©π»ββοΈYuriel 
Judge Yuri π©π»ββοΈ
It's kinda freaky how plain white rice levels the FUCK up by just adding chopped spring onions. 
This is nice. π€€
"Forced Felinisation"If you ever feel like you're not good enough at your job, not smart enough as a person, not cultured enough; just remember:
Richard Roeper, of Ebert & Roeper, long-time film critic for The Chicago Sun-Times, gave The Fellowship of the Ring a "Thumbs Down", complained about it going on and on and didn't have a proper ending... And said Harry Potter was a much better movie because it did.
π€·π» So.. Don't worry. No one knows what the crap they're doing either.
Brilliant logic courtesy of my Mum, and some of her greatest hits, such as:
"No, you can't take swimming lessons! Are you crazy?! You could drown!"
Me, now, not knowing how to swim so if I'm ever in more than 5 feet of water, I WILL drown: 
(See also: "driving lessons"; "you could crash")
Me: I'm giving up on ever learning Japanese. Learning a couple thousand characters? All the ridiculously impenetrable context rules and oddities? Yeah, nah, it's not worth it just for watching unsubbed anime and the weeb cred.
Also me: WE SHOULD LEARN MANDARIN!!! 
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I just had Dr. Pepper for the first time in YEARS...
It's the nectar of the gods. π₯Ή
My dumb ass trying to remember ANY pop culture celebrity name: "What's that mature rapper called? You know, the one who's filthy... And, like a real son of a bitch?" π€
THERE! YOU STUPID FUCKING WORLD...
I SHOWERED. HAPPY?!
Now I'm exhausted!
I'm gonna stuff my face and EEP! π‘
Jesus Christ, I just got "U up'ed" right now! π
No, like, literally that!
HOW?!
Surely, Gen-Zers know this is a dumb guy meme by now? π° Even a boomer millennial like me knows about it.
