Judge Yuri π©π»ββοΈOK!
NOT FUCKING ONCE did I EVER hear ANYTHING about "Artemis II" uttered by ANY of you dorks!
Now, I wake up and everyone is like "Woo! We're going to the moon!" π€¨
Like, WHAT THE PISS?!
You're all bad friends. 
"The... Lava... Mountain..."
Chat, she meant "volcano" π
Hashtag no aphasia, but Jesus Christ, sometimes. π€
#TodayILearned "capybara" in Japanese is "kapibara".
This is good. π―
I also just found out the kanjis for "capybara" mean "water pig"
This is AMAZING and my life is now a little better because of it. π₯Ή
Yuriel 
Judge Yuri π©π»ββοΈ
It's kinda freaky how plain white rice levels the FUCK up by just adding chopped spring onions. 
This is nice. π€€
"Forced Felinisation"If you ever feel like you're not good enough at your job, not smart enough as a person, not cultured enough; just remember:
Richard Roeper, of Ebert & Roeper, long-time film critic for The Chicago Sun-Times, gave The Fellowship of the Ring a "Thumbs Down", complained about it going on and on and didn't have a proper ending... And said Harry Potter was a much better movie because it did.
π€·π» So.. Don't worry. No one knows what the crap they're doing either.
Brilliant logic courtesy of my Mum, and some of her greatest hits, such as:
"No, you can't take swimming lessons! Are you crazy?! You could drown!"
Me, now, not knowing how to swim so if I'm ever in more than 5 feet of water, I WILL drown: 
(See also: "driving lessons"; "you could crash")
Me: I'm giving up on ever learning Japanese. Learning a couple thousand characters? All the ridiculously impenetrable context rules and oddities? Yeah, nah, it's not worth it just for watching unsubbed anime and the weeb cred.
Also me: WE SHOULD LEARN MANDARIN!!! 
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I just had Dr. Pepper for the first time in YEARS...
It's the nectar of the gods. π₯Ή