PurpleYuriBeans π£If just woke up, why still eepy? π₯Ί
Judge Yuri π©π»ββοΈ 
PurpleYuriBeans π£
People keep telling me the gym is a holy place, I should treat it like my church. π€
So I never step inside one and I make fun of everyone who fucking spends all day there. 
I just dreamt that @Graham_LRR mentioned in a strean that David Mitchell had just came out with a series called "Searching for the King" or something, about looking into international companies with the best product ("the king of"... That).
So, I checked it out and the first episode was about the Mexican beer Indio (?). For some reason. π€¨
Now, I've woken up and I'm bummed that show doesn't exist, 'cause I like David Mitchell and I would've totally watched. π€£
RE: https://kind.social/@Yuriel/115911559265332993
Once again, I find myself here...
Please send help: iced tea (Arizona, Snapple, fuckin' Nestea, I don't care), ginger ale, Dr. Pepper...
Something, ANYTHING so I can feel human and not like a beast drinking from the river.
β¬οΈ This isn't a bit. It's genuinely fucking distressing.
In the late '90s to early 2000s, the '70s was an unknown era of history. You might as well have been talking to me about goddamn World War II.
Now, "two decades ago", is just a normal date I remember. I was a grown-ass adult. I was there when it started. It was "a few years ago" in my head.
Except there are adults, legally allowed to drink, drive, and vote, who weren't alive back then.
This is FUCKED.
After years of trying to get rid of any toxic masculinity, I never would've guessed what I'd end up dropping would be the masculinity. 
(Call me "Britney", babe, 'cause I'm still TO-XIC )
I can't introduce myself with the top ten bands I've seen live because I've never been to a single concert in my entire life. π₯Ί
(In fact, name something and, more likely that not, I've never done it) 
I have ZERO idea what version this is. I'm not even really into Batman.
But HOLY CRAP, this kid! π€
