At least this little trip down goddamn memory lane is over...
*Cher's Believe" plays IMMEDIATELY after*
MOTHER OF FFF!
I'm in the US town that borders us, Walmart music section. You kids won't know, but they had these stations with nasty, chewed-on headsets and you could listen to "CDs" (ugh, look it up!)
I put Cher's Believe and Strong Enough and think 2 things:
1. Wow, can't believe she's back with these bangers!
2. Oh yeah, DEFINITELY NOT straight! 🤭
Nostalgia's a bit of a bitch, innit? 
Chillin' in bed, night breeze coming through the window, listening to some of the gay-slur-iest songs I have, like a girl does.
Jennifer Lopez's "Waiting for Tonight" plays... WHAM!
I'm in my bunk bed (top, of course, 'cause, first-born), grinding a Rhyhorn in Pokémon Blue in my black Game Boy Pocket, listening to "the Valley's Q96", cranking it up because it was rare a song you actually liked came on.
Guy in chat room: How old are you?
Me: 19 🙂 I'll be 20 later this year
Guy: 
As opposed to what? LOL That's how birthdays work LMAO
Me (the last quarter of a century in my head): AS OPPOSED TO JUST HAVING TURNED 19 ALREADY IN THE CURRENT YEAR! IT'S A PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE THING TO NOTE, GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY FACE, YOU BITCH-ASS FUCK! 🤬
😮💨 Thanks, brain! I missed my ex's birthday by two days. Glad this little nugget is perfectly preserved, though.
OK!
NOT FUCKING ONCE did I EVER hear ANYTHING about "Artemis II" uttered by ANY of you dorks!
Now, I wake up and everyone is like "Woo! We're going to the moon!" 🤨
Like, WHAT THE PISS?!
You're all bad friends.
"The... Lava... Mountain..."
Chat, she meant "volcano" 🙄
Hashtag no aphasia, but Jesus Christ, sometimes. 🤭
#TodayILearned "capybara" in Japanese is "kapibara".
This is good. 💯
I also just found out the kanjis for "capybara" mean "water pig"
This is AMAZING and my life is now a little better because of it. 🥹
Yuriel 
Judge Yuri 👩🏻⚖️
It's kinda freaky how plain white rice levels the FUCK up by just adding chopped spring onions. 
This is nice. 🤤
Judge Yuri 👩🏻⚖️
"Forced Felinisation"