@Ten 2 atoms are walking down a street. One says “damn, I think I lost an electron “. The other says “are you sure?” The first replies “Yep, I’m positive.“ #YouStartedIt :-)

#WhatHaveWeDone... #IT's #AllYourFault, #Probably... #YouStartedIT...

#IThink #Sooty might "need" a #HotBath; #Maybe a #ScentedCandle or #Something...

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@davep

Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to a pylon,
10,000 volts went up it's arse,
and turned its wool to nylon!

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#YouStartedIT

@joshcarlosjosh Egyptian pharaohs were usually invisible to sheep but a few were what a ram sees. #dadjoke #youstartedit

@tallpenguin I have another #riddle!

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?

.... You take away their little brooms.
#yourwelcome :) #youstartedit #dadjokes