YurielJesus Christ, I just got "U up'ed" right now! π
No, like, literally that!
HOW?!
Surely, Gen-Zers know this is a dumb guy meme by now? π° Even a boomer millennial like me knows about it.
π΅ Marmoset they'll be days like these
They'll be days like these
My marmoset
(Marmoset, marmoset!)
Marmoset they'll be days like these
They'll be days like these
My marmoset π΅
*Heavy sigh* π I miss the old internet.***
*** Though, really, I think I miss being 20 years younger. π
What is it with Oprah's friends all turning out to be pieces of shit? π€£
Holy moly! I just realised that on mobile, instead of copying something and pasting it somewhere (Google Doc, Notes app, e-mail draft), you can "share" it and send it to Signal as a "Note to self"... That's super neat-o! 
Holy moly! I just got "ASL'd" in the year of out Lard 2026. 
#TodayILearned that GLaDOS was played by, basically, "your Mum".* πΈ
What's the opposite of #PsychicDamage? "Psychic Healing"? π€
*(FINE! "your grandma", you whiny little zoomer shit 
)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wimXeVpT8PA&list=WL&index=23&pp=gAQBiAQBsAgC
GLaDOS Actor Reacts to Your Comments
"Gandalf the White? Gandalf the FOOL!"
Uhh... Good one? π
Yeah, no, SICK burn, bro. π€¨
Ok, Chat, time to see just how far from the pack I've wandered:
Am I the only one who, when multiplying, has to arrange numbers so the highest one is first or else I struggle? π
Like:
Ask me what's 7 x 5: 35 
Ask me what's 5 x 7: 
...IMPOSSIBLE.
Yes! π― It doesn't make sense the other way
No. π€¨ What's wrong with you?
I can't do math. I'M GAY. π°
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Ok, Chat, #YouKnowThatThingWhere there was this gross, shitty wings joint with waitresses in skimpy, demeaning outfits, Hooters?
How did that place open in the '80s, became a huge hit and name brand in the '90s, a punchline in the 2000s, and went bankrupt in the late 2010s... with ME. now in like, my goddamn 50s, having NEVER heard the term"breastaurant."?
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I need to get out more. π€£
#YouKnowThatThingWhere people online say someone's name or character like "thing!Name"?
It seems like it's used as a quick descriptor, especially when talking about a trait that is considered "out of character" for them, or an alternate version. Like "Angry!Flanders" or "Future!Trunks."
My thanks to @Harukurochan on Youtube and their "trucker!Nelly" comment on this morning's Crapshot for prompting me to finally look it up π
It was in the back of my mind for months driving me crazy.