RE: https://kind.social/@Yuriel/115911559265332993
Once again, I find myself here...
Please send help: iced tea (Arizona, Snapple, fuckin' Nestea, I don't care), ginger ale, Dr. Pepper...
Something, ANYTHING so I can feel human and not like a beast drinking from the river.
⬆️ This isn't a bit. It's genuinely fucking distressing.
In the late '90s to early 2000s, the '70s was an unknown era of history. You might as well have been talking to me about goddamn World War II.
Now, "two decades ago", is just a normal date I remember. I was a grown-ass adult. I was there when it started. It was "a few years ago" in my head.
Except there are adults, legally allowed to drink, drive, and vote, who weren't alive back then.
This is FUCKED.
HOW IN THE ROYAL PISSFUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YAHTZEE'S ZERO PUNCTUATION STARTED TWO DECADES AGO???!!!!
THIS SHIT KEEPS HAPPENING EVERY DAY! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
I can't introduce myself with the top ten bands I've seen live because I've never been to a single concert in my entire life. 🥺
(In fact, name something and, more likely that not, I've never done it) 
Boy, is it fun to get to be "I wake up with mystery bruises" years old.
SCRABBLE is on TV?!
As a GAME SHOW?!
On the CW hosted by a decrepit Craig Ferguson?!
The CRAP is going on?!
🤨 You ever feel like you woke up in a parallel dimension a half a degree off?
I DUNNO WHO THIS FUCKER IS, BUT THEY'LL BE HEARING FROM MY LAWYERS!
BITCH, *I'M* YURI! 😣
You gotta be vigilant about these things or next thing you know, your special, meaningful name becomes the next "Luna" and 76,000 trans girls and their dog (literally!... Or cats!) are named that. 🤨
This shit is why we call all tissues "Kleenex" and all copiers "Xerox".
Protect yo brand, Chat!
USPS considering allowing mailing guns for the first time in a century...
🎶 'MURICAAAAAAAAA
FUCK YEAH!
FINALLY ORDERIN' GUNZ
THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKIN' POST! 🎶
(Honestly surprised it ISN'T legal already 🙄)
RE: https://ohai.social/@jascha/116448301815163496
UM... DO I HAVE THIS TOO? 😰
PurpleYuriBeans 🟣
