Martyn Winters // Marrick"We have no #knowledge of the person behind the eyes. We can take a guess but some can disguise their true intent with bonhomie or anger alike. This impenetrable barrier to the self becomes all the more opaque when murder is the question. And all the more dangerous for it.
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DI Camden Ironbell of the Gnome Office
"Wondering if you'll be part of #history is the most fruitless exercise, because it is decided by the historians of a future in which you'll play no part. So, describing something as historical is hyperbolic, especially when it comes to sporting events. It's mostly wrong anyway. Look at the history of gnomes and humans, for example. We're not there and yet we shaped them."
DI Camden Ironbell of the Gnome Office
The biggest problem humans have is they are so certain about things, and when they don't know, rather than admit that, they make things up. They need a good #dose of humility.
DI Camden Ironbell of the Gnome Office
#WisdomOfIronbell
#vss365
DI Camden Ironbell of the Gnome Office
#WisdomOfIronbell
#vss365
@Michaelvaliant
"When I first heard the #skirl of the bagpipes, I thought a most odious crime was being visited upon a body. In that respect I was mostly correct, but perhaps not in the way I envisaged. The noise reminded me of the last gasp of a banshee after hitting a meteorite while screeching out of Haunting College for lunch following a particularly taxing session of Scarifying for Beginners by AJ Collup."
DI Camden Ironbell - Gnome Squad
#WisdomOfIronbell
#Promptodon
"When I first heard the #skirl of the bagpipes, I thought a most odious crime was being visited upon a body. In that respect I was mostly correct, but perhaps not in the way I envisaged. The noise reminded me of the last gasp of a banshee after hitting a meteorite while screeching out of Haunting College for lunch following a particularly taxing session of Scarifying for Beginners by AJ Collup."
DI Camden Ironbell - Gnome Squad
#WisdomOfIronbell
#Promptodon
"Never leave a room without checking for goblins."
DI Camden Ironbell of the Gnome Office