Hubba hubba...
The age-old riddle, a stubborn stain. Do yew eat it or fuck it, or just enjoy the pain? I tend to tend towards the legal tender bits, where fair is fouled by foul as fair, which fart like silence through the air. The oldest professors, ship to shore. They come, they whore, they flash their triple A'ss, and then is heard no more.

https://open.substack.com/pub/taibbi/p/the-feds-independence-is-at-stake?r=255nre

#mometary #poetry #2008FinancialCrisis #whyme #wtf?

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."

Charles M. Schulz

#quoteoftheday #WhyMe #Because

I have a new cold. 🤧 This one feels more like the flu. Sneezes and stuff. 😐🤧 'Choo!

#dailyGus #Gusissick 🤧 #again #notagain #whyme ⁉️

I don't drink rosé....
#Duet with #𝕷𝖎𝖆𝖒

#whyme #besomething #goodperson #interesting #youdontknowme #burbon #ontherocks #masktok #sugarandspice #idontdrinkrosé #rose #burbonontherocks #spicy #Candice #idontknow #maskedman #the_liam_official #liamghost04 #burbonontherocks

Took my toddler shopping. In 5 minutes, we had: 1 meltdown, 2 snack requests, and 3 items I didn’t put in the trolley. 🛒🤦♀️

#MomLife #ShoppingWithKids #ChaosEverywhere #WhyMe #BabyYumYum #BYY

Me: ‘Are you hungry?’
Toddler: ‘No.’
Me: starts eating
Toddler: ‘I NEED A BITE OF THAT RIGHT NOW!’ 🍕🙄

#MomLife #FoodThief #SharingIsNotCaring #WhyMe #BabyYumYum #BYY