Underweight Male Models Flop While Skinny Females Still Steal The Show

#Satire #BeautyStandards #ModelMayhem #WeightyMatters #EqualityPlease By: TheJestPress.com **Study Finds: Only Women Allowed to Look Like They Survive on Celery, Men Advised to Hit Buffet** In a shocking twist that no one with internet access could possibly have predicted, scientists have discovered that while underweight male models are rated significantly lower in attractiveness and healthiness,…

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Contractor Pays $20K Fine With Loose Change, Bank Now Weighs 12,000 Pounds

#LooseChangeChallenge #RollingInPennies #ContractorChaos #CoinTossedJustice #WeightyMatters By: TheJestPress.com In an act of fiscal mischief that has local bank tellers considering early retirement, Nebraska-based contractor Larry “Loose Change” Morrison settled his $20,000 government fine the old-fashioned way: with 12,000 pounds of loose change. The scene outside the Lincoln County Courthouse…

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Hope everyone who does #Christmas had a nice one, & everyone who doesn't still had a few nice days.

Regularly scheduled #history & #mythology facts shall resume shortly.

I'm off *not* eating my weight in gingerbread finally...

#weightymatters

How do the trees do it?

Picked up 4 bags of fallen leaves in the front yard, most if not all from our 10 year old honey maple.

Total weight I'd guess in excess of 170 pounds.

I cannot stand with my arms straight out holding a can of BEANS for more than 5 minutes…

#leaves #weightyMatters #trees