#ElectronicGreetingsDay
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Taking a lawyer’s advice over email is e-legal.

#NationalJukeboxDay
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A prison jukebox will be full of criminal records.

#NationalRadiologistDay
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She was a radiologist.
She met him when he went in for an X-ray.
They fell in love.
We still don’t know what she saw in him.

#WorldVeganDay
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My buddy Bob asked me if vegans can have dogs.

“Not for lunch” I replied.

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#NationalSourDay

Bob’s grandma had this crazy idea about an apple that’s sour and way better than any other apple.

It’s Granny’s myth.

#NationalBraDay
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Push up bras are misleading.
I put one on and could still only manage 7.

#NationalFossilDay
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There is a new fossilized animal they just found in South America. It has no hair.
It’s like a Brazilian years old.
Hey, don’t yell at me.
Those artifacts.

#NationalScarfDay
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We held the following vote:

When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?

When the voting ended it was a tie.

#NationalPunchDay
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In a room with two tables and ten people one table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl.
All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
There is no punchline.