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Keir Starmer stunned to discover local elections were held yesterday

A furious Sir Keir Starmer has demanded answers after hearing the news that local elections were held yesterday, despite his personal decision to postpone them. A search party is now desperately trying to locate the Labour heartlands that he has so carelessly misplaced.

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Well this sucks. Not entirely unexpected but ffs we should know better by now.

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Best thing about today is #DogsAtPollingStations 😊

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The live political events were so slow on polling day that the Glasgow Times felt the need to make a story out of a man wearing a kilt in Scotland. That's all there is to the story. Scraping the barrel.

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