Me: I’m tired.
Jasper: Did you pleasing me make you tired, love?
Me: Well, yeah. I’ve never sucked on a marble popsicle until it… uh, breaks. (And by “breaks”, I mean, “the venom based fluid comes out.”) 😅😅😅😂😂😂 Even in my sleepy state, I have wit, and I mean, I’m not wrong and it’s funny as hell.
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